I’m at the gym tonight. There is a trainer working with two girls. They are doing bicep curls….nothing unusual. And then I look up again. The two girls are face up on a stretching table, side by side, and the trainer is on top of them stretching them both at once. It was the most bizarre thing. I just thought to myself:
1. That man has a great job.
2. How are these girls allowing this?
3. I bet they are slutty….
4. Is this actually a stretch?
5. I wonder if he can get fired for this.
6. If I took a video of this I could sell it on the internet.
7. Both of these girls are a 7. Combined, this guy is on top of a 14. That’s a good day for him.
8. I wonder what they are talking about…
9. There must be some law against this.
I managed 7.3 miles in an hour and 449 push ups. So far.
The NFL draft is over hyped. 3 days of this? Really?
The weather is perfect tonight.
I spoke to my cousin tonight. Always good to catch up with her. She and I were buddies as little kids. Love knowing that she is doing well.
Going to see Avenue Q tomorrow night. Quite the crew going. My grandfather and uncle are coming from Maine. It should be a great time.
Besides, I have heard that the play is a bunch of Muppets that swear and are vulgar. My kind of show.