Recipe for Disaster
I had quite the domestic night:
After getting home I did my dishes. Once the dishes were out of the sink I was able to make some homemade mac and cheese. Who wants the recipe? Ok, ok….I’ll give it to you:
One box of macaroni elbows
5 oz of shredded cheese.
2.5 oz of feta cheese.
3 tablespoons of olive oil
1 can of black beans
Stir that up and BAM!!!! Homemade mac and cheese, black bean style. Come get some. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to flavor country.
I then enjoyed my victory of a concoction. It was delicious. This was one of the first real “Andrew Original Recipes” that I have made. Not gonna lie………I just might have missed my calling.
I’m buying myself an apron and a chef’s hat.
So seeing how I was dominating the whole domestic part of life I decided to make the big leap: Interior decorating. That’s right, I rearranged my room.
Moved my bed, my nightstand, my couch…………..it looks……………FUCKING TERRIBLE. It makes no sense. I now can’t get to my light to turn it off, I took up 25% of my open space with how I rearranged the bed. I now have to jump over my couch to access my storage space.
Again, it is a huge clusterfuck.
Now, one might say, just put it back the way it was. But NO. Not me. I’m going to leave it. Maybe I will finally get sick of it and move it back, but until the weekend I’m going to stick this out.
So there you have it. My domestic, culinary, clusterfuck of a night.
I think tonight just about sums up my life.