Recipe for Disaster

by agoodnow

I had quite the domestic night:

After getting home I did my dishes.  Once the dishes were out of the sink I was able to make some homemade mac and cheese.   Who wants the recipe?  Ok, ok….I’ll give it to you:

One box of macaroni elbows

5 oz of shredded cheese. 

2.5 oz of feta cheese.

3 tablespoons of olive oil

1 can of black beans

Stir that up and BAM!!!!  Homemade mac and cheese, black bean style.  Come get some.  Ladies and gentlemen welcome to flavor country.

I then enjoyed my victory of a concoction.  It was delicious.  This was one of the first real “Andrew Original Recipes” that I have made.  Not gonna lie………I just might have missed my calling. 

I’m buying myself an apron and a chef’s hat.

So seeing how I was dominating the whole domestic part of life I decided to make the big leap:  Interior decorating.   That’s right, I rearranged my room. 

Moved my bed, my nightstand, my couch…………..it looks……………FUCKING TERRIBLE.  It makes no sense.  I now can’t get to my light to turn it off, I took up 25% of my open space with how I rearranged the bed.  I now have to jump over my couch to access my storage space.

Again, it is a huge clusterfuck. 

Now, one might say, just put it back the way it was.  But NO.  Not me.  I’m going to leave it. Maybe I will finally get sick of it and move it back, but until the weekend I’m going to stick this out. 

So there you have it.  My domestic, culinary, clusterfuck of a night.

I think tonight just about sums up my life.