Naked Man on Roller Skates
I got a hearty laugh today when I checked to see what key words were used in Google to find my blog and one of them was “porn”. Hahahahahahahahaha. I really am laughing right now. I guess my “1970s Porn Star Mustache” post led to some unwanted attention. Regardless, entertaining to me.
Speaking of porn……..last night I went to the People’s Improv Theatre to see a comedy show. It was hysterical. There was a point where Jim Gaffigan (you would recognize him if you saw him) got on stage and did a bit about Subway sandwiches. I damn neared pissed myself. Maybe I did have to pee at that point in time, but he didn’t help things. Dude is hilarious. But I digress, the porn part…..sooooooooo….at one point a man came on stage on roller skates. That’s all he was wearing. Roller skates. We are talking full frontal nudity. I was confused for a quick minute, but then he left the stage and the next act came on…..it was a tad odd. The show goes on, there was a talking telephone, some dancers wearing 1980’s aerobic spandex (that makes sense, right?) who sang, an MC who had some timely lines, a comic who was not on his game, and at the end of the show…..well, shit got weird. What do I mean by this, you may ask. Well, the man wearing only roller skates came back into the room with a cake. And…….ahhhh……….he sat on it and then…..he……….ummm….he rubbed the cake all over his……..(I’m cringing) his……..nether region. But it got a little bit worse. That meant the show was over and at the end of the show a picture is taken with the entire audience on stage (it is an intimate theatre)………so I end up two feet away from this guy sitting on a cake who is actively rubbing chocolate cake on his……and it is all over his…….and……I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Either way, it was a great time. My buddy Vin was playing in the house band. Glad he invited me. It was something I would not normally partake in (well, to be fair, I would not usually see a nude male sit on a cake). But definitely a funny show. I will have to check out the lineup at the PIT now and then.
Just as a side note to all of this…..takes some real balls (pardon that) to roller skate naked in front of a crowd of people. Especially when you aren’t…umm……packing? Is that the appropriate term there? Regardless, I give that guy props. I’m pretty doubtful that I would have the nerve to have done such a thing (while sober).