I know zip about horse racing, but the Kentucky Derby is pretty cool. For the hats alone. Added – Kentucky Derby to bucket list. OK, done.
Next topic –
So Mariano Rivera vows to return, may I bet the first to say that is a terrible idea. You are 42, hang it up. Just saying, if he comes back and sucks that would be a terrible way to end his career.
A woman at Starbucks yesterday gave me a talk about strippers being the lowest common denominator and how they are not very smart. When you get into a convo of that nature you tend not disagree, just nod your head because you can’t argue against someone who has their mind made up / won’t listen to reason. I’m not saying all strippers are Rhodes Scholars, but I’m sure there are plenty of them who are very smart and kind. I doubt they are all evil people like the lady made them out to be. But hey, it is America, we are all entitled to our opinions.
The Red Sox sorta suck
Working on a memoir of my trip to Europe. It will be about 60 pages or so. It has been fun to write. I plan on publishing it ASAP on Createspace.
I hate looking for apartments, it is the most horrible, terrible, no good thing in the world – other than eating a raw tomato (Did you know I can’t eat raw tomato alone, I get violently ill. That is your Andrew fun fact for the day.)
Heading into the city to look at new apartments, so that is awesome – not at all
Where did the sun go?
I came up with an idea that is going to make me $27,879,222 this morning. No really, it is good. I can’t share it with you yet, but it involves interior fashion (I had a text conversation with my only friend in fashion and she told me it was interior fashion which I find funny because I’m not very fashionable, ever, for any reason at all)
I ate Mexican food today because I’m all about celebrating for no good reason
I am listening to the Beatles “Here Comes the Sun” BECAUSE I AM OPTIMISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!
I have not fully shaved my face in almost a year (I think)
I think that’s about it…….oh, Bill Mahr was funny this week.
I’ll probably be voting Obama again, which doesn’t make me overly happy, but ya know Mitt Romney isn’t really my kind of guy.
I wish I could spell better, I feel so left out not playing Words with Friends
Buy My Sober Year on Amazon if you haven’t already, cause it will not change your life! It will, however entertain for at least 280 pages.
I’m going to ride the bike for a half hour or so, get my fitness on.