Two And A Half World Diet – Update
This diet works for me because I hate breakfast. Hate it. I think breakfast is the devil. It has no place in life AND don’t get me going on brunch. What a waste.
Anyhow, the stomach rumbling has mostly stopped and my pants have begun to fit much better. I went from my belts not fitting to TWO belt loops in. Woooooooooooooo
Giving consideration to moving to Hawaii for the winter. I don’t like cold.
How about that All-Star game. Wow did the AL suck. Looks like it is a pitcher’s league once again.
How To Raise a Stripper is coming along well. Lots of good material. Latest chapter – hitch hiking.
Sam Summer don’t leave me now.
I like my new iPhone. It just does so much. I also think it is making me dumber. I don’t need to think about anything. Bah.
I would like to win Mega Millions. Just once. Thanks.
My Mom is awesome.
The new Gaslight Anthem album “drops” soon. I am pee my pants excited.
Those are my random thoughts for today.